Saturday, February 28, 2009

Steve Heller and his Fabulous Furniture

Every fall my beloved and I travel to upstate New York
to take in the Woodstock Film Festival.

One year we met writer Martha Frankel.
This led to us meeting her husband.

Meet Steve Heller, one of the sweetest, funniest geniuses you'll ever come across.



Steve and Martha live in the Woodstock area, and they own a store
on Route 28 called Fabulous Furniture.
Fabulous is putting it mildly.

Steve collects wood, and turns it into museum quality pieces of art/furniture.








As he tells it:

"All the work you see here is made right at our workshop and showroom in Boiceville, NY. We do our own logging, looking for trees too big and misshapen to be feasible for other loggers. Many of the trees we use are rotten or dead, and both of these "defects" produce incredible grain patterns. We bring the trees back to the shop and decide if they should be cut on the conventional sawmill, which can cut only 19" wide, or the chainsaw mill, which requires more man power but can cut a board up to 50" inches wide. Some of our tables are made from one piece of wood, 30" to 50" wide, which is unheard of anywhere else.

We use only quality hardwoods: black walnut, butternut, black cherry, and a rare, diseased form of hard maple called spalted maple. Spalted maple resembles a pen-and-ink drawing or a finely grained piece of marble.

After the trees have been sawn into boards, they are kiln dried. Then we store the wood in airtight containers so the moisture content stays stable.

We put in many hours of handwork and use many types of sanders and machines to bring out the grain an inherent beauty of the wood. We then put several coats of a state-of-the-art finish that can easily withstand alcohol, water, and heavy usage. It requires no care beyond simple dusting. Nothing is stained or dyed: all the variations occur naturally in the wood.

Our inlays of butterflies, lizards, and other animals are done by first cutting the animal from a different piece of wood, tracing the pattern on the tabletop, and then carving for an exact fit. It is a slow and tedious process that took many years to perfect."

He also collects...everything else.
Well. Not everything--just stuff that's meaningful to him: car parts, wrenches, shoes (his own),
Just about anything metal, all of it sorted and classified into a laid-back system that makes perfect sense. He's supported by his assistant Mike Karpf.

The personality and heart you discover during a tour of his studio
puts those chopper guys to shame.

He turns this stuff into things like this:

He drives things like this in Soap Box Derby races:
His sculptures live on the grounds of his studio and shop.
It's so enchanting to drive by that two filmmakers from NYC did a short film
about Steve last year.
It captured his passion, creative genius, humor, and gentle nature.

Recently, he entered his fantastic "Marquis de Soto" in the prestigious NY Times Collectible
Car of the Year contest.


He won!


Here's the slideshow the times put together about Steve.
Treat yourself to a viewing, and enjoy his great voice describing what he does.


He's an unforgettable person who's learned the secret to finding something good
in every day---if we could each have a little more Steve Heller in our hearts,
it'd be so nice.

If you want more, Steve and Martha's house was featured on HGTV,
in an episode of Offbeat America.

Sure, i'll mention your book, Martha.
Stevie's in that too.


Tuesday, February 17, 2009

The Go-to Guy, Louie Bellson


That was the name of one of the Louie Bellson albums my mom had.
She thought Louie was the best drummer ever.

Louie died on Valentine's Day.
He was 84. He was still playing up til recently.

So imagine you're born in Rock Falls, Illinois
and your name is Luigi Paulino Alfredo
Francesco Antonio Balassoni.

You decide to play the drums.
You're gonna need two bass drums just to fit your name on em.

He had two bass drums, he thought of that first.
Without Louie, no Keith Moon.
No Ginger Baker.

He had an amazing life.
Allow me to wikipedia for you.

Look how handsome he was.

He's all over youtube.
You can find your favorite.
Here's mine.

ps. I made that up about how the two bass drums came about.
Just a theory.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

The Stonecutter by Gerald McDermott



When I was in grade school, and high school,
we'd be shuffled off to "the darkroom" to watch films
that taught us... things.

The cool guys got to run the projector.
well, maybe they didn't seem cool at the time,
but later you realize that a guy who knew how to run
a projector in high school knew more about stuff than you did.
And had at least one more life skill.

A lot of those films stuck in my mind.
Then to compound the issue, I became a teacher
and showed some of the same movies, I kid you NOT.

I started wondering if some of those
films were available online.
I figured at least you tube would have something.

I wasn't prepared for the incredible treasure trove
I found at a website called, simply,

But start off with this:
it's one of the films I loved.
It's by a masterful children's book illustrator
and animator, Gerald McDermott.

Click above on the image
and enjoy
The Stonecutter.

Oh wait.
Somebody get the lights.
Thanks.

Susan Mrosek


I have this card on the wall by my desk at work.
I love this artist's mind and art.

Her name is Susan Mrosek.
If you click on the card above,
you'll be magically transported to
her website, Pondering Pool.

The picture is a little small--
here's what it says:

She was a gluestick,
rolling across people's emotions,
donning them as she went.
But with the advent of nonstick glue products
in 2002, it was no longer necessary
for her to dress in other people's issues...
she was free to wear herself.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

American Gothic: Painted on a Barn in Iowa






Who says Iowa is dull? (Well, I do. Sometimes.)
But now and then you stumble upon cool stuff.
This fantastic sight is on Highway 30, between Cedar Rapids
and Mount Vernon, in the heart of Grant Wood country.

It was painted by Mark Benesh, an artist from Mount Vernon.

He was commissioned last summer by the owner of the barn to paint it.
It took him a little over a week.

There's a cute little house nearby, but no one seems to be there currently.
So when you're out there looking at the barn, it just looms silently.
It's a sight to behold.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

it's here

i'll be depositing idle thoughts here.

just imagine how much more work we'll all get done now.