Sunday, May 10, 2009

The Home Game

ok, today we're literally playing the home game.

i took pics of places in our house
and i'm going to record roy's answers
under each picture, as he tries to name where they are.
followed by my response.

the best thing about this game
is that you can't see whatever's outside the frame.

for all you know, there's a mountain of rotting undies.
(for all i know, too, for that matter.)

"it's a bookshelf somewhere"
well, duh.

"same place"
technically correct.

"it's in the baby's room"
we don't have a baby's room.

"no, it's in the twins' room"
no twins' room either.

"that's a hook. by a door."
in our master bath.

"it's on your dresser. let me see that again.
oh, it's in your bathroom."
again, master bath, mostly mine, to prevent divorce.

"in the chicago institute of art."
close, by the bedroom door.

"oooooh. cute."
top of armoire, our bedroom.

"those are boxes."
in bedroom.

"dresser by the bed."
wrong dresser.

"it's on your dresser by the mirror."
correct!

"a mirror on the wall. by the front door."
wrong door, bedroom downstairs.

"by your side of the bed."
nope, bed downstairs also.

"downstairs."
technically yes.

"i have no idea."
near entrance to his closet.

"bathroom."
again, duh.

(scrunches face) "kitchen."
office.

"office."
correct-a-moondo.

"it's on top of somethin."
yes, the bookshelf by his desk in the office.

"that's the 'shut up' on the bookshelf"
tiny card says "stop talking"

"closet."
um, no. tv cupboard. close.


"on that shelf" (points)
six feet away from his chair.

so....thanks for playing!
it's been a blast.
he's kinda mad at me now though
for laughing so hard.

gotta go, have some dusting to do.